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Rodney's Titties Rodney's Titties

Rated 3 / 5 stars

holy shit!

that's some impressive compression! that whole song in less than 150kb! you gotta tell me how you pulled that off

Dug00 responds:

It's really not a problem, Flash can be a very efficient program (file size) if used properly. The song is streamed so it takes up NO download time. The trick is to keep your graphics to a minimum especially in the beginning of the movie allowing the stream to get ahead of the graphics download. This movie doesn't really need a preloader. It will load on connection speeds of much lower than 56 without any load time. I will be glad to discuss tips and tricks on keeping down your file sizes, with anyone interested. I am stuck on dial up. I can't view over half of the content on Newgrounds because of the large file sizes. Something you Flash designers should think about, large file sizes and or poor design eliminate a large percentage of your viewing audience. waa waa crybaby, Stuck on dial up

Drugs Drugs

Rated 0 / 5 stars

"...poisoning their brainwashed minds"

Excuses to attack Iraq---

A) U.N. resolutions : The USA is not the UN. If one member of the U.N. vetos, then that's that. Those are the rules the U.N. made for itself, and it will follow those rules. If the UN sets resolutions, only the UN as an organization has a right to enforce them.

B) Iraq has weapons of destruction: We have the largest arsenals of chemical, biological, and nuclear weapons on the planet. We are the ONLY country in history to use an atomic bomb as an offensive measure, we're the most irresponsible owners of W.M.D on earth, I don't think we have right to tell people not to have them.

C) I hate Arabs: If you honestly go by that, you should be on the other end of the gun

D) We want to eliminate the middle-man and get oil directly from Iraq for practically free: At least you're being honest

E) Protect human rights in Iraq: Ok, then why didn't we help Tibet when china invaded and killed 2 million of them, more people than Saddam has killed in his entire carreer, and China has been killing and torturing them ever since.

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mechobo74 responds:

Why do you even try?!

Biosect (no war) Biosect (no war)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Dont mind the blam...

It's probably gonna get blammed. But you have it right. Make a new movie, keep the same message, more power to you!

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Bomb Iraq Music Video Bomb Iraq Music Video

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Fuck them

I have no pity for our troops out there.
They volunteered to serve this government, they're not being drafted and thrown in Iraq. If they wanted to shed blood so some fat man in Washington can fill his SUV, I'll be glad to see them die.
And they're sure as hell not fighting for our freedom, they're fighting to put more people under the U.S.A.'s control. Afghanistan to Iraq to North Korea to now Iran, where is Bufallo Bush going to point his six-shooter next?

Bellminator responds:

Its just a movie. i did it just cause the movie is funny.

Message for Saddam Message for Saddam

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Oh fuck off

Listen pal
The Chinese have killed, raped, and tortured more Tibetans unlawfully than Saddam could ever DREAM of getting to in Iraq, but we still carry on business with them as usual. This isn't a war of principle, it's George W. Bush trying to put his name in the history books, get our country cheap oil at the expense of the Iraqi people, and get a better chance at reelection.
If you want to liberate millions of people from oppressive ruler write a horribly-mispelled poem to China, they make Iraq look like a 2nd grade bully. Get your facts straight, this isn't a war for civil rights, it's a war for money.

And check you spelling a little more carefully before you submit to newgrounds.

F*ck School F*ck School

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

God awful

The music sucked ass too
Just another jackass kid who's too socially inept to have friends and sadly too stupid to turn off MTV.

Sid Vicious Was Innocent Sid Vicious Was Innocent

Rated 3 / 5 stars

"punk rawkin" my ass

The Sex Pistols were fine and all, but they were just as typically pop as today's Blink 182 or Sum 41 or Avril Levign. Even as much as the Backstreet Boys or N'Sync. They were the same song as all of them, just to a different culture. Same record industries supported them, they put out the same kinds of albums to please fans. Puppets of industry, just like the ones you see today. Another passing fad that, like the borderline-talented Kurt Cobain, happened to get a huge boost of retrospective popularity because of an idol's martyrdom. Any "Punk Rawker" that buys into the Sex Pistols or The Clash or anyone along those lines is just as cliche and pop-culture as today's 98 Degrees fans.

war ? war ?

Rated 5 / 5 stars

we started it..

for everyone who ISNT satisfied with the government-sanctioned newstories:

the united states GAVE iraq the technologies that we're now so afraid of way back decades

the only reason saddam is in power is because the US has been supporting him with the oil we bought from him up until the 90's, we financially supported the terrorist regimes by purchasing millions of barrels of oil, and now the government tells us that buying a nickelbag supports terrorism. nice try, but it was our own reckless capitalism that flew those 747's over a year ago, not your dealer.

the ballistic weaponry we have allowed iraq to possess by UN law is so obsolete, so timid, that the Rhode Island militia could easily invade the country. our laws are rendering Iraq defenseless for all practical purposes. right to bear arms? only in america.

remember osama bin laden? remember how bush couldn't catch him? guess if he wants reelected he better find someone else to be the bad guy, maybe that's why he took a pointer from his pops.

bengui responds:

I agree with you

Felching Is Stupid Felching Is Stupid

Rated 0 / 5 stars


first off an uzi is NOT a gat, a gat is a specific kind of pistol, it doesnt just mean "any gun"
secondly why is the slit in that cop's dick sideways?
thirdly this entire movie was shit, dont ever make flash again

Spide-Man:   is he ghey? Spide-Man: is he ghey?

Rated 0 / 5 stars


blam this shit.

themaskedman responds:

looks like you reviewed my did that crap out of the bucket taste?