Conard's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Life of a Can]

a

i liked how the bullet never left the shell when it fired through the air, and how the skater somehow changed his rotation in midair (i think that's what i saw)
despite the horrible physics of the movie, it was still good

[Miss.Dynamite I to V]

enjoyable and tasteful

i enjoyed it

[Power of the Saiyans]

i'm a big dbz fan, but...

it was pretty good, you did some good drawing and shit, the animations were awesome
the music sucked, i dont know why american DBZ movies insist on throwing Disturbed in there, they really arent any good
otherwise awesome work, not much action but you did some pretty cool animations of the saiyans, only things i wondered was why does piccolo have pink hands a neck, and why does vegeta look more frightened than angry when he goes super saiyan?

[Un-named]

suck ass

worst thing i've seen today. the music sucks ass, korn is the worst band ever to gain a large audience
i gave you a 10 for interactivity, since by putting those text buttons in there you gave me the option of NOT seeing any more of that horse shit, which is a very very good option to have
it's also a little odd that you have more votes than you do views? hmmmmmm

[We are 2ch's Ascii Art!!]

holy shit

this is without a doubt the best thing i've seen on here in ages
please give me more!!!

[Super Stoner Bros.]

why bother?

you just took some audio, took some sprites....made practically NO animation, then posted it
590k of collected ripoff, to form one product that is somehow even less funny than it was in the movie the audio was stolen from
dont waste my time anymore

[insomnia]

not bad

ok esspat YOU are quite the "uneducated personage"
for one thing personage is an assumed identity, so you would be insulting someone that badfish isn't even in reality
and uneducated is just a pretenious way of saying "ignorant"

i thought it was a clever video, good work

[Mr Snaffleburger]

you're no revolutionary...

i checked out the site, and watched the flash through twice
listen buddy, you're not exactly the enlightened guru of individuality you seem to think you are. anyone who is at all offended or confused by what you put out shouldn't be on a computer anyway. three complaints isnt something to boast about, such a meager amount is laughable.
stop trying so hard to be a little rebel and realize that by making a public stand against the common standards of society you in fact prove your dependence on the attention it might pay to you. so cheer up and keep your pseudo-intellectual babble to yourself

Matazone responds:

Well, firstly thanks for checking out my site.

The reason I put up the Mr Snaffleburger on here was that I felt that it was the most easily accessible of my animations. As for being a 'guru', I've never claimed that, I'm just having a bit of fun. Lighten up!

I dont follow your reasoning entirely. You suggest that it is better to not make a 'public stand' against anything? What happened to free speech? A Flash animation is never going to change society and I never intended it to, but a lot of the people who watch these things are young teenagers and if it manages to make one of them a little more questioning of the conflicting messages given to them through the media ('Be a rebel, drink Pepsi Max!') then it's done well. For the rest of the world then it's just lighthearted fun. Don't take life so seriously!

Mata
PS. I'm doing a PhD so the 'babble' is doctoral level babble :)

[korn*Compilation***]

sorry, but korn really sucks

if i liked korn i might give this better ratings, but i honestly can say i think they're about the worst band out there.
Other than that, good graphics and shit