Conard's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rodney's Titties]

holy shit!

that's some impressive compression! that whole song in less than 150kb! you gotta tell me how you pulled that off

Dug00 responds:

It's really not a problem, Flash can be a very efficient program (file size) if used properly. The song is streamed so it takes up NO download time. The trick is to keep your graphics to a minimum especially in the beginning of the movie allowing the stream to get ahead of the graphics download. This movie doesn't really need a preloader. It will load on connection speeds of much lower than 56 without any load time. I will be glad to discuss tips and tricks on keeping down your file sizes, with anyone interested. I am stuck on dial up. I can't view over half of the content on Newgrounds because of the large file sizes. Something you Flash designers should think about, large file sizes and or poor design eliminate a large percentage of your viewing audience. waa waa crybaby, Stuck on dial up

[Drugs]

"...poisoning their brainwashed minds"

Excuses to attack Iraq---

A) U.N. resolutions : The USA is not the UN. If one member of the U.N. vetos, then that's that. Those are the rules the U.N. made for itself, and it will follow those rules. If the UN sets resolutions, only the UN as an organization has a right to enforce them.

B) Iraq has weapons of destruction: We have the largest arsenals of chemical, biological, and nuclear weapons on the planet. We are the ONLY country in history to use an atomic bomb as an offensive measure, we're the most irresponsible owners of W.M.D on earth, I don't think we have right to tell people not to have them.

C) I hate Arabs: If you honestly go by that, you should be on the other end of the gun

D) We want to eliminate the middle-man and get oil directly from Iraq for practically free: At least you're being honest

E) Protect human rights in Iraq: Ok, then why didn't we help Tibet when china invaded and killed 2 million of them, more people than Saddam has killed in his entire carreer, and China has been killing and torturing them ever since.

mechobo74 responds:

Why do you even try?!

[Bomb Iraq Music Video]

Fuck them

I have no pity for our troops out there.
They volunteered to serve this government, they're not being drafted and thrown in Iraq. If they wanted to shed blood so some fat man in Washington can fill his SUV, I'll be glad to see them die.
And they're sure as hell not fighting for our freedom, they're fighting to put more people under the U.S.A.'s control. Afghanistan to Iraq to North Korea to now Iran, where is Bufallo Bush going to point his six-shooter next?

Bellminator responds:

Its just a movie. i did it just cause the movie is funny.

[war ?]

we started it..

for everyone who ISNT satisfied with the government-sanctioned newstories:

the united states GAVE iraq the technologies that we're now so afraid of way back decades

the only reason saddam is in power is because the US has been supporting him with the oil we bought from him up until the 90's, we financially supported the terrorist regimes by purchasing millions of barrels of oil, and now the government tells us that buying a nickelbag supports terrorism. nice try, but it was our own reckless capitalism that flew those 747's over a year ago, not your dealer.

the ballistic weaponry we have allowed iraq to possess by UN law is so obsolete, so timid, that the Rhode Island militia could easily invade the country. our laws are rendering Iraq defenseless for all practical purposes. right to bear arms? only in america.

remember osama bin laden? remember how bush couldn't catch him? guess if he wants reelected he better find someone else to be the bad guy, maybe that's why he took a pointer from his pops.

bengui responds:

I agree with you

[Spide-Man: is he ghey?]

ripoff

stolen
blam this shit.

themaskedman responds:

looks like you reviewed my movie..how did that crap out of the bucket taste?

BY THE WAY..I WROTE YOU A NICE REVIEW>>CHECK IT OUT

[Mr Snaffleburger]

you're no revolutionary...

i checked out the site, and watched the flash through twice
listen buddy, you're not exactly the enlightened guru of individuality you seem to think you are. anyone who is at all offended or confused by what you put out shouldn't be on a computer anyway. three complaints isnt something to boast about, such a meager amount is laughable.
stop trying so hard to be a little rebel and realize that by making a public stand against the common standards of society you in fact prove your dependence on the attention it might pay to you. so cheer up and keep your pseudo-intellectual babble to yourself

Matazone responds:

Well, firstly thanks for checking out my site.

The reason I put up the Mr Snaffleburger on here was that I felt that it was the most easily accessible of my animations. As for being a 'guru', I've never claimed that, I'm just having a bit of fun. Lighten up!

I dont follow your reasoning entirely. You suggest that it is better to not make a 'public stand' against anything? What happened to free speech? A Flash animation is never going to change society and I never intended it to, but a lot of the people who watch these things are young teenagers and if it manages to make one of them a little more questioning of the conflicting messages given to them through the media ('Be a rebel, drink Pepsi Max!') then it's done well. For the rest of the world then it's just lighthearted fun. Don't take life so seriously!

Mata
PS. I'm doing a PhD so the 'babble' is doctoral level babble :)